Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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