And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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