I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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