i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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