i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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