I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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