David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Drunk is a universal language darling
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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