He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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