Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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