at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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