Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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