Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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