whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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