She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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