Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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