Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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