I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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