I showed him my bush... on skype.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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DRAHCIR
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