I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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