On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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