my mouth tastes like poor choices
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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