when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Randomize
