dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
