I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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