Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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