It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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