i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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