i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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