In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Randomize