That's intense
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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