im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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