hotel room ftw
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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