This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My bed smells like the plague
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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