you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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