do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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