Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
