this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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