the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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