What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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