She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
