never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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