I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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