i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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