Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it hurts more in the daytime
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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