well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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