I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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