Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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