She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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