Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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