Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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