You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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