69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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