In the future we'll all be gay
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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