did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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