I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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